Congrats, newly minted Gamers!

 Now that you have been drafted. Next comes the delicious $100 contract, and then that's when you must do what most MW3 Gamers do: blowing the money on Headsets, Controllers, T.V's, and New Consoles.
     Its not just you, but its all MW3 Gamers who like to spend all there money on stupid things, it's also all type's of Gamer Athletes. If xJawz and Whiteboy7thStreet can do it then anyone can do it with my 10 step video on: How to stay cool with the Lady's, and the video games.

1) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well first you got to get up off the couch and get a shower, and shave!

2) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well second get some of your friends (make sure that they also have had showers and they have shave!) and go out, to a bar or something and find a girl!

3) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well third Make sure your breath don't stink (always Carey around a pack of Obit) and then walk up to her and say "how you doing"

4) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well fourth Make sure you stay cool and don't sweat ( that's a total turn off)! Just have fun.

5) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well fifth Make sure you remember these steps for, How to stay cool with the Lady's:


6) How to stay cool with  MW3: Don't Rage because a noob killed, just blank on him in the pre-game lobby

7) How to stay cool with  MW3: Make sure you always have your headset game volume all the way up so then you can hear the noobs that don't have on Dead Silence ( make sure you have it on too)!

8) How to stay cool with  MW3: Make sure you always try so then you can prove to people that you are better than them!

9) How to stay cool with MW3: Always use a try-hard gun,perks, and kill streaks so then you can get people to rage!

10) How to stay cool with MW3: "This one is the most important one" don't ever try to get in a argument with a grown man, because they will try to be cool and cuss-out a 14 year old boy. Then they think there cool (unless you know you can win the argument, then don't try)!


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