Congrats, newly minted Gamers!

 Now that you have been drafted. Next comes the delicious $100 contract, and then that's when you must do what most MW3 Gamers do: blowing the money on Headsets, Controllers, T.V's, and New Consoles.
     Its not just you, but its all MW3 Gamers who like to spend all there money on stupid things, it's also all type's of Gamer Athletes. If xJawz and Whiteboy7thStreet can do it then anyone can do it with my 10 step video on: How to stay cool with the Lady's, and the video games.

1) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well first you got to get up off the couch and get a shower, and shave!

2) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well second get some of your friends (make sure that they also have had showers and they have shave!) and go out, to a bar or something and find a girl!

3) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well third Make sure your breath don't stink (always Carey around a pack of Obit) and then walk up to her and say "how you doing"

4) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well fourth Make sure you stay cool and don't sweat ( that's a total turn off)! Just have fun.

5) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well fifth Make sure you remember these steps for, How to stay cool with the Lady's:


6) How to stay cool with  MW3: Don't Rage because a noob killed, just blank on him in the pre-game lobby

7) How to stay cool with  MW3: Make sure you always have your headset game volume all the way up so then you can hear the noobs that don't have on Dead Silence ( make sure you have it on too)!

8) How to stay cool with  MW3: Make sure you always try so then you can prove to people that you are better than them!

9) How to stay cool with MW3: Always use a try-hard gun,perks, and kill streaks so then you can get people to rage!

10) How to stay cool with MW3: "This one is the most important one" don't ever try to get in a argument with a grown man, because they will try to be cool and cuss-out a 14 year old boy. Then they think there cool (unless you know you can win the argument, then don't try)!


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Dear Barack Obama

Dear Barack Obama,

         You claim you're a Christian but yet again you allow  Abortion and Gay Marriage . My question is , WHAT TYPE OF CHRISTIAN ARE YOU! Because in the bible its says “thou shalt not kill” Mr.Obama that’s killing if you haven’t notice, if you were a Christian you would understand that commandment. Just because they're not walking or talking doesn’t mean they're not alive. In 2008 1.41 million babies were aborted, just think that’s 1.41 million  taxpayers right there when they turn 18!              Gay Marriage why in the world would you allow that? Thats just nasty to have a Man & Man or Women & Women marryed! I don't know why you would allow them to have a gay parade because a couple of months ago they had a parade down Charlotte, NC. You should just banned Gay Marriage because it's nasty and wrong! So what you hurt their feelings you shouldn't have Gay Marriage1

Sincerely
Evan Anderson 

The Hunger Games Review

             

I would give The Hunger Games a 4 star because when the movie first came out, people was saying that they thought Rue was a white girl with Blonde hair. That was just stupid because in the book it said that she had dark skin, and the movie was kinda racist because they put all of the black people in one distruct, and that was distruct 11 and their job was to do all of the farming. In the slave days all of the African Americans did the farming. Thats why i thought it was a little bit Racist!
                         

Spring Break

This Spring Break me and my grandpa is driving up to Virgina be in a fishing tournament. Who ever comes in 1st place gets a cash prize of $10,000 2nd place get a cash prize of $5,000 and 3rd place gets a $200 gift card to Bass Pro Shop.

Novel Blog About Unwind

Right now i'm reading the book Unwind. Its's a book of 3 Teens trying to escape death because there unwanted teens. Your probably thinking "why didn't their parents have an aboration" well thats because it illegal to have an aboration so they have to give birth to the child. When the kids get older they can become unwound for their organs. The Government says that their not killing the Kids because they take the childs brain and store it in a tube with a special type of liquid. That's why they say your not dead your still alive!

Right now in my book Conner,Risa and Lev the three unwound children just escaped and now there on a school bus trying to get as far away as possible, and they found a news paper and thought they would find their names in it for 3 unwound children lose.

My Dog

Young and Bright
His eyes so sweet
He’s only 3 weeks

Playful and Joyful
all about fun
Experimenting with his dog toys
He’s only 5

Fearless and Careless
Big back yard yet to be explored
So ready to explore
He’s only 7

Expressive and Dramatic
Ready to Achieve
The world is at his paws
He’s only 11

Old and Crabby
Ready to Die
He lies in the back yard ready to die
He’s only 15

Gone and Dead
Buried in the back yard
Under his favorite place, the tree
If he was still alive he would be 23

Piclits

O Might Ghost

Once upon a time there was this viking named Bobbert, he was a very mean viking. If didn’t do what he said then he would kill you,  eat you,  or send you to the swamp to live the rest of your life. But one day this really really brave kid finally stud up then he said, Sir one day all the stuff that you have done to these people, well it’s going to come back and bite you on your butt. So if I was you I would watch your back Bobbert.         Bobbert was outraged by the way this kid talked back to him, he stood up and raised his large hand and slaped him in the face. There was a horrible mark on the young mans face, and he ran out of his house.  Later that night Bobbert had a dream about all those people that he ate, and that they were going to hont him until the crow sings. That next day Bobbert walking around and watch his back the whole time, but then he felt a giant gust of wind and smoke come by. There was voices taking t him saying, “ I am going to get you Bobbert, I’m going to get you tonight.”  So you better believe that Bobbert ran back to his house and hid under his table until night fell. ---- “Knock Knock Knock” who’s there, “Bobbert Said” it’s your old friend Hank, “ OK I’ll be there in a minute Bobbert said.”  As soon as he opened the door a mighty ghost came in and knocked him to the ground. Bobbert pleaded “ please don’t hurt me, please” WHY SHOULD I NOT HURT YOU OR KILL YOU said, the Ghost. “Because I’m to young to die, Bobbert said.” Well don’t you think that kid that you slapped was to young. “Well no he disrespected me Mr Mighty Ghost .” That’s just to bad because now I’m going to kill you. But as soon as Bobbert said NOOOOOOO Oh Might Ghost Killed him with his finger. ------  After that the whole Swamp King Dome was nice and plea sent! THE END
   

ELA Showcase

I had alot of fun this year using blogger because I was able to go around and click on my friends page and read their blogs. I think blogger is a good way to connect to your friends and people around the world.  Out of all my post, my favorite one would be A Letter To The President. This was my favorite because it let me write to the President about some of the problems America has, and how is Barack Obama going to win the Democratect people.  This posts show creativity because I use different type of writing and good grammar. I think A Letter To The Prisdent shows my grouth as a writer because, if you look at my earlier post. I think A Letter To The President shows I am a thinker because I ask the President different question on how he is going to make America better.

Mice on an Adventure

IT all happened two weeks ago when me and my friends  where outside, throwing acorns at each other. When all of a sudden a big gust of wind came by, and blew us all over. When I got up my friends where no where to be found.I started walking back to my house because i though they where hiding from me. And suddenly I heard a frantic scream. Could tell that it wasn’t somebody i knew because I was the jouster of my school, and i have heard everyone scream at least once in my life. But there was something strange about that scream something that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. That scream lasted a very long time, at least 30 seconds. You better believe that I wanted to go out and find where that came from...... So I found the nearest stick and went out. When i was walking down the rode and I found foot prints in the mud I could tell by the way it look that my friends where taken by some types of animals. At first i thought that racoon's stole them, or even possum’s. But that wasn’t the case, something else stole them, like some type of new creature. It only had 2 feet, like a Tree Kangaroo. “You see, the thing about  Tree Kangaroo, is that when they come out and get you  are never found, like a couple years ago. My uncles,friends, cousin was stolen and was never to be found.” But then a giant rock came down and hit me in my head and then I died. The End.

Dear Barack Obama,

Hi my name is Evan Anderson I'm 14 years old,and I’m republican. I was wanting to ask you some questions about the president’s election and how your going to win the office again. What types of strategies your are going to use to win us American’s. How are you going to make us believe that your going to fix the economy and lower gas prices! According to this blog , When Jorge Bush was president the gas was under two dollar, and in his 4 years the gas only went up by 7%. Now Mr.Obama's 4 years gas has rose up by 67% and still growing each and everyday. Now that’s just crazy! According to this blog, that about 20 million AMERICANS has lost there jobs, and only about 600 thousand has either found a new job that’s not as good as the last one they had or they went back to their old one.        Thank you for letting me explain my problems to you and taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerly Evan Anderson    

                                             

Crusien On The High-Seas

   The Carnival Freedom was my favorite place to be, filled with happiness and joy, it was like an unopened christmas Present from my parents. The ships name was Carnival Freedom and it was the fourth biggest Crusie liner in the world.      There were 19 people going on the crusie including me and my family, all togather there were 4 family's going . The first things that popped in ur minds " who was riding with who". It turnt out to Me, my Mom, my Dad, my Sister, and my Friend Connor. It took us an hour to get through scurity, and getting everything payed for, and getting our room keys. Me and my friend roomed togather then my sister and her two friends roomed togather.
    When we first got on the boat we were expecting to see alot of hot girls, but it turnt out that all the old people were on the lobby floor and all the girls were on top of the boat/main deck, or in the pool or just exploring. So thats just what us 5 boys did, we went exploring the boat for the girls.       The places we went was Key West, Grand Caymon, and Jamacia. My two favorite places was Grand Caymon and Jamacia, because in Grand Caymon we went Snorkling and Swimming with Sting-Rays which that was really fun because ive dont it before. Jamacia we climb a Water Fall and went Water Tubing and Shopping! In Key West we all got mopads, or golf-carts and wents exploring the island we were on. In Key West the tempature was hott it was like 101 degrees and in Grand Caymon it was like 106 degrees and Jamacia it was 110 degrees. The End