Congrats, newly minted Gamers!

 Now that you have been drafted. Next comes the delicious $100 contract, and then that's when you must do what most MW3 Gamers do: blowing the money on Headsets, Controllers, T.V's, and New Consoles.
     Its not just you, but its all MW3 Gamers who like to spend all there money on stupid things, it's also all type's of Gamer Athletes. If xJawz and Whiteboy7thStreet can do it then anyone can do it with my 10 step video on: How to stay cool with the Lady's, and the video games.

1) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well first you got to get up off the couch and get a shower, and shave!

2) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well second get some of your friends (make sure that they also have had showers and they have shave!) and go out, to a bar or something and find a girl!

3) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well third Make sure your breath don't stink (always Carey around a pack of Obit) and then walk up to her and say "how you doing"

4) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well fourth Make sure you stay cool and don't sweat ( that's a total turn off)! Just have fun.

5) How to stay cool with the Lady's: Well fifth Make sure you remember these steps for, How to stay cool with the Lady's:


6) How to stay cool with  MW3: Don't Rage because a noob killed, just blank on him in the pre-game lobby

7) How to stay cool with  MW3: Make sure you always have your headset game volume all the way up so then you can hear the noobs that don't have on Dead Silence ( make sure you have it on too)!

8) How to stay cool with  MW3: Make sure you always try so then you can prove to people that you are better than them!

9) How to stay cool with MW3: Always use a try-hard gun,perks, and kill streaks so then you can get people to rage!

10) How to stay cool with MW3: "This one is the most important one" don't ever try to get in a argument with a grown man, because they will try to be cool and cuss-out a 14 year old boy. Then they think there cool (unless you know you can win the argument, then don't try)!


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Dear Barack Obama

Dear Barack Obama,

         You claim you're a Christian but yet again you allow  Abortion and Gay Marriage . My question is , WHAT TYPE OF CHRISTIAN ARE YOU! Because in the bible its says “thou shalt not kill” Mr.Obama that’s killing if you haven’t notice, if you were a Christian you would understand that commandment. Just because they're not walking or talking doesn’t mean they're not alive. In 2008 1.41 million babies were aborted, just think that’s 1.41 million  taxpayers right there when they turn 18!              Gay Marriage why in the world would you allow that? Thats just nasty to have a Man & Man or Women & Women marryed! I don't know why you would allow them to have a gay parade because a couple of months ago they had a parade down Charlotte, NC. You should just banned Gay Marriage because it's nasty and wrong! So what you hurt their feelings you shouldn't have Gay Marriage1

Sincerely
Evan Anderson 

The Hunger Games Review

             

I would give The Hunger Games a 4 star because when the movie first came out, people was saying that they thought Rue was a white girl with Blonde hair. That was just stupid because in the book it said that she had dark skin, and the movie was kinda racist because they put all of the black people in one distruct, and that was distruct 11 and their job was to do all of the farming. In the slave days all of the African Americans did the farming. Thats why i thought it was a little bit Racist!
                         

Spring Break

This Spring Break me and my grandpa is driving up to Virgina be in a fishing tournament. Who ever comes in 1st place gets a cash prize of $10,000 2nd place get a cash prize of $5,000 and 3rd place gets a $200 gift card to Bass Pro Shop.

Novel Blog About Unwind

Right now i'm reading the book Unwind. Its's a book of 3 Teens trying to escape death because there unwanted teens. Your probably thinking "why didn't their parents have an aboration" well thats because it illegal to have an aboration so they have to give birth to the child. When the kids get older they can become unwound for their organs. The Government says that their not killing the Kids because they take the childs brain and store it in a tube with a special type of liquid. That's why they say your not dead your still alive!

Right now in my book Conner,Risa and Lev the three unwound children just escaped and now there on a school bus trying to get as far away as possible, and they found a news paper and thought they would find their names in it for 3 unwound children lose.

My Dog

Young and Bright
His eyes so sweet
He’s only 3 weeks

Playful and Joyful
all about fun
Experimenting with his dog toys
He’s only 5

Fearless and Careless
Big back yard yet to be explored
So ready to explore
He’s only 7

Expressive and Dramatic
Ready to Achieve
The world is at his paws
He’s only 11

Old and Crabby
Ready to Die
He lies in the back yard ready to die
He’s only 15

Gone and Dead
Buried in the back yard
Under his favorite place, the tree
If he was still alive he would be 23

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